Rick Perry - not ready for prime time. Is there enough WhiteOut or enough paper shredders to cover up the multitude of unethical, bull-shit insider deals this guy has inflicted on Texas in his four terms as governor?
Any Mormon. Ok, anyone excessively religious is not a good option but the Mormons are the very definition of weird. Let's nominate a Druid instead. Just as believable.
The libertarian. Well, considering libertarianism, why does he want to be in government in the first place? And, considering his debate appearances one has to ask, is he really there or is FOX News just cutting and pasting him in to look stupid? Worse, is he really there and actually is that stupid?
Herman Cain. Well, what can you say about a guy who says if you don't have a job and you aren't rich then it's your own fault? The whole idea makes "Arbeit Macht Frei" seen like a a rational slogan for some kind of economic stimulus package. Beside, look at the performance and rating of his pizza company. He can't even satisfy a majority of his pizza customers. The Herman Cain Campaign Train is looking for a place to derail. How about anyplace where some truly atypical black population has access to a voting booth still; considering the number of states like Ohio and Texas who insist there is a need for proof of identity before voting, though no recognized authority can find evidence of significant voter fraud in these states. Can we hope that he makes an appearance in Dallas down at the intersection of Hatcher and Bexar streets in south Dallas and not get run over by someone in a jacked-up, hydraulically super-sized, Monte Carlo.
Sarah Palin. Surely someone else deserved that double-wide more than she did.
Newt Gingrich. This guy screwed up the House of Representatives and is a text-book example of partisanship. Do we really need Newt II?
Governor Christie of New Jersey. I'd vote for him on the basis that he doesn't mind saying some thing is "bullshit" when he sees it.
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