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Truly, could a comedy writer come up with better than what the Republican Party is offering up for public review?  I can't think how.  Honestly, the writers for late night TV and Comedy Central must be working half-days due to what the Republican's are giving out for public consumption.

Here's a few:

Rick Perry:  Sorry.  Oops.  Damn, I know there's an agency I can eliminate and add to the unemployed seeking employment line, but damned if I can remember who those 16,000 professionals might be.  

Herman Cain:  I respect women.  See, my wife and children say so.  But I've forgotten how to address a member of the House of Represenative's with respect so for now I'll just call House Democrat "princess."  Ya'll know what I mean.


Damn, this visit to Florida is turning out to be not so "delicioso."

Lib'ya? Don ya jus luv'ya some Pizza?

Michele Bachmann:  Wait, wait, wait, I know I got it here somewhere.  Elvis died on his birthday?  He was re-born on the day he died? All these facts are so confusing.  He died and he was born, alright!  Enough said.

John Wayne Gacey was a bad, bad, bad guy and he killed himself, isn't that right?  I mean didn't John Wayne always get the bad guy?


Very sorry to you black folks.  I am so bad with fractions.  We will count every three out of your five votes instead of counting you 3/5 of one person.  Damn it Jefferson I told you to put all that "slavery" stuff in italics.  How can I be expected to do math and talk at the same time.


I'm not a Republican, but I still hang my head in shame that the United States could produce such a plethora of candidates unready for public view, much less the highest office in the land.

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