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Contest For Funniest Stories From Dallas Club, Bartender and Wait Staff - First Event

As all of my regular readers know, I write serious commentaries on serious subjects.   It gives me an outlet of expression other than shouting back at the TV as I watch the evening news or slam down the daily newspaper in disgust and muttering out loud how stupid the world has become.

But who wants to read "serious" all the time 24/7?  We should all us have a little fun in the process of informing ourselves.

So we here at the "blog" have decided to initiate an outlet for some of the funniest, stupidest, most ignorant behavior ever to be displayed in public.  That which is witnessed each and ever night by the bar and wait staff of the clubs and bars in Dallas.



Contest Entry


Every submission will be published provided it meets the following guidelines:

1. I do not edit for test or grammar, what you send me is what I post.
2. Your submission must describe a real event that you participated in.
3. I will not publish your name or contact information 
4. You must provide me your real name and email address and a phone number where I can contact  you to verify you are employed at the bar or club you say you are.
5. I will not publish photographs so don't send them.
6. You may include the name of the establishment in which you work, but you don't have to.  If you include it will include it in your submission I will include it in the posting.
7. Finally, I will not allow you to "slam" or insult anyone by name or your employer.  This is about fun, not lawsuits.

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